§ Urgent · live triage
Is your site br0k3n?
Let's get on a call.
Send a message on WhatsApp or iMessage — when I'm at a desk, I pick up and we screenshare. Whether you're a WordPress owner whose site went white after a plugin update, a founder whose Laravel app is throwing 500s, or someone whose dev just disappeared mid-build — I read the logs with you and we stop the bleeding together. AI-built codebases (Cursor, Lovable, Bolt, v0, Replit) welcome too; I read those for a living.
What you get
- A real human software engineer picking up — me, not a bot, not a queue, not a sales VA. Ping either channel and I jump on a call when I'm at a desk.
- A live screenshare where I read your logs, your hosting dashboard, your error pages and provide a diagnosis on where your site is bleeding.
- A written diagnosis at the end — what broke, why, and what to do next. Yours to keep either way.
- Free until a diagnosis is found. Talking to me, the screenshare, the writeup — all of that costs nothing. You only pay if you ask me to do the fix afterwards, and I quote that number before any work starts.
- If it's bigger than an evening, I'll tell you in the first 30 minutes and refer you on if it's outside my lane.
What I won't do
- Lecture you about your stack, your host, or how the site got built.
- Quietly start a meter — nothing is billed until we both agree on a fix and a price.
- Sell you a 3-month engagement when what you need is an evening.
Not on fire? Send a brief through /contact for scoped work — diagnostics, retainers, 3–12 month engagements.